Zoom Dad Grass Rolling Machine
Zoom Dad Grass Rolling Machine

Dad Grass Rolling Machine

$10.00

A Magical Joint Rolling Machine For Beginners & Experts Alike

Do you prefer nice lookin' cylindrical joints over the uneven ones your pops used to produce? Or maybe you're a junior roller and you'd like a little mechanical assistance? Well, there's no shame in that! The Dad Grass Rolling Machine is the perfect solution. Just grab your Grass and papers because you'll be rolling sweet little pinners in no time. Each roller comes with a handy little instruction sheet to ease you in for the first time. Once you get going, you wont want to stop! 

 

Pairs well with Dad Grass Flower and other home rolling accessories.


Using The Machine Is Easy! Just Follow These Simple Steps:

  1. Grind or break up your Dad Grass flower so it’s roughly the consistency of oregano. We like to do this on a rolling tray but any surface will do.
  2. If you like a cardboard filter on your joints, roll one up and have it ready.
  3. Open the roller lid towards your body.
  4. Drop in your cardboard tip (if that’s how you roll) and then pack the rest of the open machine lightly and uniformly, then close the lid.
  5. Give the rolling pin nearest you a few full turns downwards.
  6. Insert your Dad Grass hemp rolling paper with the gummed edge on top and facing you.
  7. Rotate the roller again until the paper enters the machine.
  8. Give the gummed edge a good licking before it’s drawn completely into the machine and  then continue rollin’.
  9. Open the lid and remove your perfectly rolled joint!


About Dad Grass Flower
This is Dad Grass. Simple and unadulterated. Just the choicest nugs of Organic CBD hemp responsibly grown small batches under the sun, right here in the USA. Slow dried. Hand trimmed. Carefully cured. And thoroughly inspected. Crafted from seed to smoke the old fashion way. Choose from the very respectable Quarter Ounce tin or the extra plentiful Half Ounce tin. Both come packed to the brim with Dad Grass Flower, premium organic hemp Dad Grass Rolling Papers and a 2-way humidity control pack.

 

About Dad Grass Merch
Our special collections of apparel and accessories pay tribute to the timeless staples of dad style. Past, present and future. Like our hemp joints, Dad Grass merch is always simple, classic and of the highest quality.

We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a little glossary to help you understand the words we use. Check it out here.

Dan, Brooklyn
"I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."

Kate, Maine
"I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"

Justin, New York
"Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."

Marle, Los Angeles
"I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"

Zack, Santa Monica
"I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."

Anne, Chicago
Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.

Vice Magazine
"Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine

NY Magazine's The Strategist
After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”

Inside Hook
"Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"

Thrillist
"When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."

Gear Patrol
"The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."

Glossary

We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a little glossary to help you understand the words we use. Check it out here.

Testimonials

Dan, Brooklyn
"I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."

Kate, Maine
"I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"

Justin, New York
"Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."

Marle, Los Angeles
"I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"

Zack, Santa Monica
"I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."

Anne, Chicago
Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.

Press

Vice Magazine
"Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine

NY Magazine's The Strategist
After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”

Inside Hook
"Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"

Thrillist
"When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."

Gear Patrol
"The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."

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