Dad Grass. It’s not for your kids. And certainly not for their friends. Keep your joints hidden in plain sight with the new Dad Stash decoy pack sleeves
Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.
You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there. It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends. You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did.
As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret. It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our new series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad Grass joints look like a different unassuming household item. Our first two Stashes blend in perfectly to the most joint-critical home zones: The garage and the living room. Next up will be the kitchen, the office and a few other spots we like having our grass laying around.
- The Clear Head Cassette: If you’ve still got a dusty shelf of outdated media, slide this Dad Stash between your Boz Scaggs albums and those disco Compilations your mom bought you in grade school. Nobody’s touched those things for years. Your kids don’t even know what they are. You’ll be safe until you finally get around to the remodel.
- The Dad Brand Screws: The garage is a tried and true spot for stashing your grass. You may already be sneaking out there to light up once the kids go to sleep or on Saturday afternoons when you’re ‘fixin the lawnmower’. Also, your car’s right there so it’s ideal for when you need to grab and go. Now you can rest assured that you’ve always got the right tools for the job, a secret stash of premium CBD joints that look like a box of Dad Brand Screws, right between your nuts and bolts.