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Dad Grass Screws Stash
Dad Brand Screws 5 Pack Dad Stash
Dad Brand Screws 5 Pack Dad Stash
Dad Brand Screws 5 Pack Dad Stash
Dad Brand Screws 5 Pack Dad Stash

Dad Brand Screws 5 Pack Dad Stash

4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
9 Reviews
$37.00

A 5-pack or 10-pack of Dad Grass or Mom Grass Hemp Pre Rolls discreetly concealed in a Dad Stash decoy pack sleeve that looks like a box of screws

The garage is a tried and true spot for stashing your grass. You may already be sneaking out there to light up once the kids go to sleep or on Saturday afternoons when you’re ‘fixin the lawnmower’. Also, your car’s right there so it’s ideal for when you need to grab and go. Now you can rest assured that you’ve always got the right tools for the job, a secret stash of premium CBD joints that look like a box of Dad Brand Screws, right between your nuts and bolts.

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Small Batch & Sun Grown

100% Organic Hemp Flower

Grown in the USA

Lab tested. Third party certified for purity & potency.

FEDERALLY LEGAL

Thanks to the 2018 Farm Bill, hemp products under 0.3% THC are federally legal.

Derived from hemp (<0.3%). Must be 21 or older to purchase.

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Dad Brand Screws 5 Pack Dad Stash

$37.00

What are Dad Grass pre-rolled joints?

Classic, smooth, and always mellow.

Each pre-roll is handcrafted using 100% organic hemp flower—never trim or shake. They burn slow, taste smooth, and deliver a mellow, easygoing experience without the high.

Will these joints get me high?

Relaxed, not high.

Our hemp flower contains less than 0.3% THC, ensuring you get the calming benefits of CBD without the psychoactive effects. It’s all about chilling, not tripping.

Are these joints legal?

Yes, federally legal.

Our hemp-derived CBD products comply with federal regulations, containing THC levels below 0.3%, making them legal across the USA.

How long do the effects last?

Varies per person.

Effects can last anywhere from 1 to 3 hours, depending on individual factors like metabolism and tolerance. Start slow to find your ideal experience.

How do these compare to THC joints?

All the chill, none of the high.

Dad Grass pre-rolls give you the soothing effects of CBD without the intensity of THC. It’s like kicking back with an old record instead of hitting the club—mellow, smooth, and just right.

A Classic Smoke for a Modern Chill.

Low in THC, high in CBD, and smooth as hell. The perfect way to mellow out—morning, noon, or night.

The Joints

Each Pack comes with five or ten .7G joints. They are a tad wider than the Twoobie, but 30% smaller than the Classic. Each one is handcrafted using only the finest 100% Organic hemp flower, responsibly grown right here in the USA. All wrapped up in 100% natural papers and folded at the end to keep the good stuff in.

The Hard Pack

Whether you’re on-the-go or keeping it low-pro, the familiar flip-top box is still the most classic way to protect your smokes. Our version isn’t fancy or complicated. No gimmicks or excess. Just a practical package that you can slip into your pocket, drop in your bag or stash on a shelf just out of reach from the kids.

The E-Z Slide Insert

We want you to smile every time you open your pack. That means making sure everything stays lined up, perfectly formed and easy to access. So we designed a simple system that holds each individual joint snugly inside and added a tab to help you pop them out one at a time.

The Freshness Seal

Like any flower, hemp’s best when it’s fresh. Our batches are small and we roll on the reg, so you can rest assured that none of our joints have been sitting around for long. But we’re going the extra mile to lock in that freshness by wrapping up each pack by hand.

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Dad Grass just mellows you out, minus any and all paranoia.

—VICE MAGAZINE

Introducing Dad Grass

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Got questions? We got answers.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do CBD joints contain nicotine or tobacco?

Classic, smooth, and always mellow.

Our pre-rolls are made exclusively from organic hemp flower, free from nicotine, tobacco, additives, or pesticides. Just pure, mellow goodness.

How many joints come in a pack?

Five or ten .7G joints.

Each pack contains five or ten perfectly rolled .7G hemp CBD joints, neatly lined up in a sturdy flip-top box to keep them fresh and ready to enjoy.

What’s the best way to light these joints?

What’s the best way to light these joints?

Light the twisted end evenly with a match or lighter, take slow, steady puffs, and enjoy the smooth, mellow experience.

What makes the packaging special?

Tough on the outside, fresh on the inside.

Our hard-pack keeps your joints protected, just like an old-school cigarette pack. It’s crush-proof, pocket-friendly, and built to preserve freshness.

What’s the deal with the E-Z Slide Insert?

Classic flip-top, now smoother.

Our custom insert lets you slide out a joint with ease while keeping the others snug and secure. No more crumpled smokes or messy packs.

How do you keep the joints fresh?

Sealed for long-lasting goodness.

Each pack is wrapped with a freshness seal to lock in those delicious terpenes and ensure every joint is as fresh as the day it was rolled.

What’s on the batch label?

Transparency you can trust.

Every pack has a batch label with lab results, harvest date, and potency info. We believe in keeping things clean, clear, and honest.

Can I recycle the packaging?

Yep, built with sustainability in mind.

Our packaging is recyclable, and we encourage customers to dispose of it responsibly. Keep it green while you keep it mellow.

Do the joints contain filters?

Yes, for a smooth pull.

Each pre-roll features a sturdy filter tip for an even draw and a better smoking experience—no harshness, no wasted flower.

Legal Disclaimer

THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.
You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume these products.

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act require this notice.

Warning: Cancer and reproductive harm. www.p65warnings.ca.gov

4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 9 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 8 Total 4 star reviews: 0 Total 3 star reviews: 1 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
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  • Kyle O.
    Verified Buyer
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    12/16/24
    A Box of Screws, That Doesn’t Get You Screwed

    I was very skeptical at first, but wanted to try as I missed smoking and can’t anymore due to the nerves and anxiety. Dad grass does exactly what it says and makes you feel great. Census purchase I have bought two more orders and can’t wait for my next. These will definitely be my go to for years to come.

  • John B.
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    Verified Buyer
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    7/7/24
    Having just become an actual

    Having just become an actual dad, I needed to find a chill and ritualistic way to take the edge off without impairing my judgment. This stuff is perfect!

  • Rachel
    Flag of United States
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    4/27/24
    Lifetime customer now

    I don’t smoke to get high, i smoke for a mellow vibe to put my anxiety down. This has mastered that for me, it’s so subtle, just an amazing vibe, doesnt stress me out.

  • Jennifer B.
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    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1/3/24
    Smooth and mellow. Very nice.

    Smooth and mellow. Very nice.

  • Terrence B.
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    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    12/6/23
    Good stuff!

    Good stuff!

  • Elijah O.
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    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    8/22/23
    I love the prerolls! I

    I love the prerolls! I am not a big smoker at all, but these are perfect to get the full experience without getting super stoned.