Dad Grass Boomers Dad Stash CBD Hemp Flower
A Quarter or Half Ounce tin of Dad Grass Flower that looks like a can of fireworks, thanks to one of our new Dad Stash decoy magnets, the latest innovation in our revolutionary stashing system.
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Fireworks. A classic piece of adults-only contraband that’s 100% guaranteed to deliver a smokin’ good time. Just like your stash of grass, but far more dangerous when they’re sparked up by inexperienced hands.
It may seem counterintuitive to disguise your joints as something that’s equally enticing to children (ok boomer!). But that’s the genius of this new Stash. If you’re lucky enough to have some Black Cats, bottle rockets or roman candles, they’re probably on the highest shelf in the house. A carefully considered hiding spot that’s discreetly visited once, twice a year. Tops. A locale that’s so off-limits, even the most precocious pre-teen wouldn’t dream of playing with.
It makes perfect sense to mask your Mary Janes as M-80s and stash them in the only place where your most prized possessions are completely safe and sound. Right? So whether it’s the 4th of July or the 31st of December (some like to welcome the New Year with a bang), you’ll always be ready to light up the night with not one but two parties-in-a-box. When the smoke clears, just tell the kids your co-worker ‘Roland’ gave ‘em to you.
Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.
You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there. It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends. You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did.
As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret. It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight.
Heads Up: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe every time.
THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.
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Dad Grass Boomers Dad Stash CBD Hemp Flower
What Folks Are Saying
Unlike every CBD seltzer I’ve ever tried, Dad Grass actually feels like it does something. It’s not exactly stoned, but it is a little mellow. And while the packaging is clearly labeled as a legal hemp product. when you're smoking it it smells just like the real stuff."
"Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety."
"Offering the softest of buzzes and not much more, these CBD joints will transport you back to the good ole days. No legal lines toed or parenting choices questioned."
“Dad Grass has been built on inclusivity and community from the beginning, one of the first initiatives the brand launched was inviting anyone affected by the pandemic—people who had been laid off or furloughed, frontline workers, etc.—to have a free CBD joint on them. It’s always been about helping people find a way to chill out.”
NY Magazine's The Strategist
After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”
“Every now and then, I come across a product that drastically changes my opinion of an entire category. Dad Grass’ Pre-Rolls are the best way to enjoy CBD”
"The folks at Dad Grass roll picture-perfect joints that are filled with ground organic hemp flower. They're meant to emulate the low-dose buzz of yesteryear, minus the fuss of getting high."
"Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"
"When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."
"The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."
"But as far as being something that’s fun to puff on? Dad Grass is "the absolute tops," as they probably said back in the sixties, and there’s something innately satisfying about rolling and smoking your own "joint" from the kind of charming, tasteful “kits” that make up Dad Grass’s packaging."
I tried my first one that evening and was so happy with what I experienced. It was all of the pleasure of the ritual and flavors of smoking a joint, but without any change to my state-of-mind. I wasn't stoned, and that was great! The product did exactly what I wanted it to do, and the experience was just what I was looking for. All of this is to say, if you're looking for a way to enjoy smoking herb without the high, give Dad Grass a try.
The flower option is great as it offers the flexibility to use in a dry herb vaporizer. The flowers offer a calming chill- nothing paranoid or wacky. It tastes great and has an authentic fresh flower smell - just like you'd expect.
Nicole, San Francisco
Mom Grass is my favorite pick-me-up between meetings. The CBG pre rolls take away all the stresses of the day - without making me stressed that I’m going to act high on the afternoon all hands.
By far the best quality CBD I’ve purchased. Thanks guys !!
"I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."
Ryan, Los Angeles
Mom Grass is the best way to start the morning. It takes away my aches and pains and goes great with coffee!
"I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"
Justin, New York
"Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."
WTF why are these so good? I don’t know what CBG is, but I like it.
I smoked Mom Grass and for the first time in maybe forever my migraine disappeared!
Marle, Los Angeles
"I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"
Zack, Santa Monica
"I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."
Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.
Get Hip To the Hemp
We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a series of educational blog posts that will help you get hip to the hemp.