Dad Grass Boomers Dad Stash CBD Hemp Flower
A Quarter or Half Ounce tin of Dad Grass or Mom Grass Flower that looks like a can of fireworks, thanks to one of our new Dad Stash decoy magnets, the latest innovation in our revolutionary stashing system.
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Fireworks. A classic piece of adults-only contraband that’s 100% guaranteed to deliver a smokin’ good time. Just like your stash of grass, but far more dangerous when they’re sparked up by inexperienced hands.
It may seem counterintuitive to disguise your joints as something that’s equally enticing to children (ok boomer!). But that’s the genius of this new Stash. If you’re lucky enough to have some Black Cats, bottle rockets or roman candles, they’re probably on the highest shelf in the house. A carefully considered hiding spot that’s discreetly visited once, twice a year. Tops. A locale that’s so off-limits, even the most precocious pre-teen wouldn’t dream of playing with.
It makes perfect sense to mask your Mary Janes as M-80s and stash them in the only place where your most prized possessions are completely safe and sound. Right? So whether it’s the 4th of July or the 31st of December (some like to welcome the New Year with a bang), you’ll always be ready to light up the night with not one but two parties-in-a-box. When the smoke clears, just tell the kids your co-worker ‘Roland’ gave ‘em to you.
Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.
You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there. It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends. You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did.
As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret. It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight.
Heads Up: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe every time.
THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.
You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume these products.