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Dad Grass Boomers Dad Stash CBD Hemp Flower

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A Quarter or Half Ounce tin of Dad Grass Flower that looks like a can of fireworks, thanks to one of our new Dad Stash decoy magnets, the latest innovation in our revolutionary stashing system.

Fireworks. A classic piece of adults-only contraband that’s 100% guaranteed to deliver a smokin’ good time. Just like your stash of grass, but far more dangerous when they’re sparked up by inexperienced hands.

It may seem counterintuitive to disguise your joints as something that’s equally enticing to children (ok boomer!). But that’s the genius of this new Stash. If you’re lucky enough to have some Black Cats, bottle rockets or roman candles, they’re probably on the highest shelf in the house. A carefully considered hiding spot that’s discreetly visited once, twice a year. Tops. A locale that’s so off-limits, even the most precocious pre-teen wouldn’t dream of playing with.

It makes perfect sense to mask your Mary Janes as M-80s and stash them in the only place where your most prized possessions are completely safe and sound. Right? So whether it’s the 4th of July or the 31st of December (some like to welcome the New Year with a bang), you’ll always be ready to light up the night with not one but two parties-in-a-box. When the smoke clears, just tell the kids your co-worker ‘Roland’ gave ‘em to you.


Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.

You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there.  It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends.  You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did. 

As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret.  It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. 


Heads Up: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe every time.  

THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.
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Dad Grass Boomers Dad Stash CBD Hemp Flower

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GQ Magazine
Unlike every CBD seltzer I’ve ever tried, Dad Grass actually feels like it does something. It’s not exactly stoned, but it is a little mellow. And while the packaging is clearly labeled as a legal hemp product. when you're smoking it it smells just like the real stuff."

Vice Magazine
"Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine

NY Magazine's The Strategist
After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”

Inside Hook
"Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"

Thrillist
"When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."

Gear Patrol
"The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."

Customer Testimonials

Dan, Brooklyn
"I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."

Kate, Maine
"I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"

Justin, New York
"Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."

Marle, Los Angeles
"I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"

Zack, Santa Monica
"I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."

Anne, Chicago
Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.

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We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a series of educational blog posts that will help you get hip to the hemp. 

Dad Grass just mellows you out, minus any and all paranoia.

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