Dad Grass 5 Pack Special Editions Bundle
- Description
- Clear Head Cassettes 5 Pack Dad Stash
- Dad Brand Screws 5 Pack Dad Stash
- It's A Baby Celebratory Smokes 5 Pack
- Legal Disclaimers
All three of our special edition five packs in one tasty bundle! Collect them, smoke them or give them to your special someones.
If you’ve still got a dusty shelf of outdated media, slide this Dad Stash between the Boz Scaggs albums and disco compilations your mom bought you in grade school. Nobody’s touched those things for years. Your kids don’t even know what they are. You’ll be safe until you finally get around to the remodel.
The garage is a tried and true spot for stashing your grass. You may already be sneaking out there to light up once the kids go to sleep or on Saturday afternoons when you’re ‘fixin the lawnmower’. Also, your car’s right there so it’s ideal for when you need to grab and go. Now you can rest assured that you’ve always got the right tools for the job, a secret stash of premium CBD joints that look like a box of Dad Brand Screws, right between your nuts and bolts.
A special edition of of our Dad Grass Hemp CBD Pre Roll 5-pack, to celebrate the most special moment in a parent’s life.
Gone are the days when dad puffed stogies in the waiting room while mom delivered the newborn bundle of joy. But that doesn’t mean you can’t still welcome your new arrival with a celebratory smoke.
Warning: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime.
Customer Reviews
What Folks Are Saying
Press Coverage
GQ Magazine
Unlike every CBD seltzer I’ve ever tried, Dad Grass actually feels like it does something. It’s not exactly stoned, but it is a little mellow. And while the packaging is clearly labeled as a legal hemp product. when you're smoking it it smells just like the real stuff."
Vice Magazine
"Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine
NY Magazine's The Strategist
After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”
Inside Hook
"Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"
Thrillist
"When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."
Gear Patrol
"The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."
Customer Testimonials
Dan, Brooklyn
"I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."
Kate, Maine
"I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"
Justin, New York
"Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."
Marle, Los Angeles
"I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"
Zack, Santa Monica
"I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."
Anne, Chicago
Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.
Get Hip To the Hemp
We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a series of educational blog posts that will help you get hip to the hemp.
Dad Grass just mellows you out, minus any and all paranoia.