If you’ve still got a dusty shelf of outdated media, slide this Dad Stash between the Boz Scaggs albums and disco compilations your mom bought you in grade school. Nobody’s touched those things for years. Your kids don’t even know what they are. You’ll be safe until you finally get around to the remodel.

The garage is a tried and true spot for stashing your grass. You may already be sneaking out there to light up once the kids go to sleep or on Saturday afternoons when you’re ‘fixin the lawnmower’. Also, your car’s right there so it’s ideal for when you need to grab and go. Now you can rest assured that you’ve always got the right tools for the job, a secret stash of premium CBD joints that look like a box of Dad Brand Screws, right between your nuts and bolts.

A special edition of of our Dad Grass Hemp CBD Pre Roll 5-pack, to celebrate the most special moment in a parent’s life.

Gone are the days when dad puffed stogies in the waiting room while mom delivered the newborn bundle of joy. But that doesn’t mean you can’t still welcome your new arrival with a celebratory smoke. 

Warning: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime.