Chanukah Gift Wrap 5 Pack Dad Stash
Our new Chanukah Gift Wrap Dad Stash makes your 5 Pack of Dad Grass or Mom Grass joints look like a lovingly wrapped gift that’s ready to place under the menorah during the Festival of Lights. The decoy pack sleeve features all of our Chanukah favorites: Rabbi Rollie the Dog, menorahs alight with joint candles, Manischewitz wine, jelly donuts, gilt (gold coins), dreidels and candles. To top it off, we slapped on a To:/From: sticker so gifting can be a breeze this year. Concealed inside is a 5 Pack of Dad Grass Joints (that may or may not keep burning for eight days and nights).
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What's This All About?
If you’re a member of the tribe, your holiday rituals might look a bit different from your neighbors’. While they’re putting up the Christmas lights, you’re bringing down that Chanukah box, dusting off your menorahs, and calling your mother about Bubbe’s famous brisket recipe. And when they’re still hunting down the perfect gifts to put under the tree, you’re already lighting the candles, gorging on oily treats and spinning those eight crazy nights away. But whether you’re a jew or a gentile (or anything else for that matter), the holiday season is first and foremost a time for celebration. And that means we’re all looking forward to a whole bunch of gift-giving, eating, imbibing and, of course, grass-smoking with the ones we love.This year, the year 5782 according to the Hebrew calendar, we’ve got a little present that will help you get lit up without spinning out. Our new Dad Grass Chanukah Gift Wrap 5 Pack Dad Stash looks totally kosher and ready to go under the menorah as is. But it’s actually concealing a 5-Pack of Dad Grass joints. Leave ‘em out on the counter all week long, right next to the dreidels and chocolate gelt. Your kids only have eyes for the bigger presents. In fact, giving the gift of grass is a mitzvah (so says Dad Grass’s Rabbi). Just remember to order soon because Chanukah starts on November 28th.
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Introducing The Dad Stash
Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.
You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there. It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends. You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did.As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret. It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our new series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad Grass joints look like a different unassuming household item.
If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime.
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Small Batch & Sun Grown
100% Organic Hemp Flower
Grown in the USA
Lab tested. Third party certified for purity & potency.
FEDERALLY LEGAL
Thanks to the 2018 Farm Bill, hemp products under 0.3% THC are federally legal.
Derived from hemp (<0.3%). Must be 21 or older to purchase.
What are Dad Grass pre-rolled joints?
Classic, smooth, and always mellow.
Will these joints get me high?
Relaxed, not high.
Are these joints legal?
Yes, federally legal.
How long do the effects last?
Varies per person.
How do these compare to THC joints?
All the chill, none of the high.
A Classic Smoke for a Modern Chill.
The Joints
Each Pack comes with five or ten .7G joints. They are a tad wider than the Twoobie, but 30% smaller than the Classic. Each one is handcrafted using only the finest 100% Organic hemp flower, responsibly grown right here in the USA. All wrapped up in 100% natural papers and folded at the end to keep the good stuff in.
The Hard Pack
Whether you’re on-the-go or keeping it low-pro, the familiar flip-top box is still the most classic way to protect your smokes. Our version isn’t fancy or complicated. No gimmicks or excess. Just a practical package that you can slip into your pocket, drop in your bag or stash on a shelf just out of reach from the kids.
The E-Z Slide Insert
We want you to smile every time you open your pack. That means making sure everything stays lined up, perfectly formed and easy to access. So we designed a simple system that holds each individual joint snugly inside and added a tab to help you pop them out one at a time.
The Freshness Seal
Like any flower, hemp’s best when it’s fresh. Our batches are small and we roll on the reg, so you can rest assured that none of our joints have been sitting around for long. But we’re going the extra mile to lock in that freshness by wrapping up each pack by hand.
Dad Grass just mellows you out, minus any and all paranoia.
—VICE MAGAZINE
Introducing Dad Grass
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