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Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash

Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash


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A 5-pack of Dad Grass Hemp CBD Pre Rolls discreetly concealed in a Dad Stash decoy pack sleeve that looks like a can of sardines

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Why Sardines?

Sardines are an acquired taste. Adults love ‘em. Kids hate ‘em. But in most households, cans of sardines are pantry staples that are known to sit on the shelf for years. Which makes them perfect decoys for your Dad Grass packs. Even if your kids notice the new addition to your ‘gourmet foods section’, they’ll think it’s just a bunch of strong smelling fish, certainly not weed!

 

Introducing The Dad Stash

Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.

You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there.  It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends.  You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did. 

As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret.  It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress.  We’ve got you covered with our new series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad Grass joints look like a different unassuming household item. 

To Clarify: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime. 

 

Legal Disclaimers

    THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.

    You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume these products.


    The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act require this notice.

    Warning: Cancer and reproductive harm. www.p65warnings.ca.gov

    Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash

    $37.00

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