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Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash

Something's Fishy 5 Pack Dad Stash

$37.00

A 5-pack of Dad Grass Hemp CBD Pre Rolls discreetly concealed in a Dad Stash decoy pack sleeve that looks like a can of sardines


Sardines are an acquired taste. Adults love ‘em. Kids hate ‘em. But in most households, cans of sardines are pantry staples that are known to sit on the shelf for years. Which makes them perfect decoys for your Dad Grass packs. Even if your kids notice the new addition to your ‘gourmet foods section’, they’ll think it’s just a bunch of strong smelling fish, certainly not weed!

 

Introducing The Dad Stash

The Dad Stash is our revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad Grass joints look like a different unassuming household item. Our first two Stashes were designed to blend in perfectly to the most joint-critical home zones: The garage and the living room. Now we’re taking it to the kitchen, one of our favorite spots to have a stash of Grass at the ready.

 

 

Warning: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime. 

 

    THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.
    You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume these products.

    The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act require this notice.

    Warning: Cancer and reproductive harm. www.p65warnings.ca.gov

    We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a little glossary to help you understand the words we use. Check it out here.

    Dan, Brooklyn
    "I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."

    Kate, Maine
    "I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"

    Justin, New York
    "Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."

    Marle, Los Angeles
    "I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"

    Zack, Santa Monica
    "I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."

    Anne, Chicago
    Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.

    GQ Magazine
    Unlike every CBD seltzer I’ve ever tried, Dad Grass actually feels like it does something. It’s not exactly stoned, but it is a little mellow. And while the packaging is clearly labeled as a legal hemp product. when you're smoking it it smells just like the real stuff."

    Vice Magazine
    "Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine

    NY Magazine's The Strategist
    After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”

    Inside Hook
    "Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"

    Thrillist
    "When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."

    Gear Patrol
    "The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."

    Glossary

    We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a little glossary to help you understand the words we use. Check it out here.

    Testimonials

    Dan, Brooklyn
    "I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."

    Kate, Maine
    "I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"

    Justin, New York
    "Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."

    Marle, Los Angeles
    "I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"

    Zack, Santa Monica
    "I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."

    Anne, Chicago
    Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.

    Press

    GQ Magazine
    Unlike every CBD seltzer I’ve ever tried, Dad Grass actually feels like it does something. It’s not exactly stoned, but it is a little mellow. And while the packaging is clearly labeled as a legal hemp product. when you're smoking it it smells just like the real stuff."

    Vice Magazine
    "Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine

    NY Magazine's The Strategist
    After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”

    Inside Hook
    "Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"

    Thrillist
    "When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."

    Gear Patrol
    "The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."

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