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Zoom Pack of weedhearts
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Zoom Weedhearts 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Weedhearts 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Weedhearts 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Weedhearts 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Weedhearts 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Weedhearts 5 Pack Dad Stash
Zoom Weedhearts 5 Pack Dad Stash

Weedhearts 5 Pack Dad Stash

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A 5-pack of Dad Grass Hemp CBD Pre Rolls or Mom Grass CBG Pre Rolls discreetly concealed in a Dad Stash decoy pack sleeve that looks like a box of Valentines Day candies. 

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What's This All About?

Love is in the air and it smells like...Dad Grass? Well, at least in our homes it does! Everyone’s least-favorite Hallmark holiday is upon us again. But you can forget about those last-minute roses. Our new Weedhearts Dad Stash is a more ‘organic’ way to tell loved ones, best buds or even ourselves “UR SMOKIN!”. And for those of you secret admirers out there looking for a smoother move, one of these discreet packs of J’s is sure to ‘toke’ their breath away. Nothing says ‘weed be great together’ like a little ‘you, me and cbd’ (wink, wink).

The best part? The Weedhearts Dad Stash looks an awful lot like a box of those colorful candy hearts you grew up with. You know, the ones that look cute but taste pretty gross. Which is what makes it the perfect device for hiding your joints in plain sight. The kids will steal your chocolate. The dog will chew your stuffed animal. But nobody’s gonna try to eat your Weedhearts.


Introducing The Dad Stash

Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.

You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there.  It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends.  You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did. 

As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret.  It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our new series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad Grass joints look like a different unassuming household item. 

Heads Up: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime. 

Legal Disclaimers

    THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.

    You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume these products.

    The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act require this notice.

    Warning: Cancer and reproductive harm.

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