Flower Dad Stash Bundle
Description
A Quarter or Half Ounce tin of Dad Grass Flower with all four of our Dad Stash decoy magnets. Four ways to hide your joints in plain sight, thanks to the latest innovation in our revolutionary stashing system.
Each Flower Dad Stash magnet makes your tin of Dad Grass flower look like a different unassuming household item. Like our 5-Pack Dad Stashes, our first four Flower Dad Stashes are designed to blend in perfectly to the most grass-critical home zones: The garage, the bathroom, the kitchen and wherever you treat your pets.
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Introducing The Dad Stash
Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.
You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there. It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends. You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did.
As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret. It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight.
Heads Up: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe every time.
Dad Grass just mellows you out, minus any and all paranoia.