Tis the season and it’s time to stock up on your pantry staples. In our homes, that means picking up a healthy amount of high quality butter (because, who’re we’re kidding, everything tastes better with butter!). And, of course, enough CBD joints to help spread that holiday cheer around. Now, thanks to our friends at Sqirl Los Angeles (famous for their spreadable delights and other tasty treats), you can hide an extra pack of Dad Grass J’s right there in the fridge, discreetly tucked between your fancy jams and special-occasion cheeses. The Beurre De Sqirle 5-Pack Dad Stash looks like the type of butter that Julia Child would have approved of. Inside are five perfectly-rolled joints. We think she would have been hip to those as well.

Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.

You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there.  It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends.  You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did. 

As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret.  It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress.  We’ve got you covered with our new series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad Grass joints look like a different unassuming household item. Our first three Stashes were designed to blend in perfectly to the most joint-critical home zones: The garage, living room and kitchen.

To Clarify: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime.