Zoom Mom Grass Pre Rolled Hemp CBG Joint
Zoom Mom Grass Pre Rolled Hemp CBG Joint
Zoom Mom Grass Pre Rolled Hemp CBG Joint
Zoom Mom Grass Pre Rolled Hemp CBG Joint
Zoom Mom Grass Pre Rolled Hemp CBG Joint

Mom Grass Pre Rolled Hemp CBG Joint

$0.00 Regular price $14.00

 

A (Top Secret) New Hemp CBG Joint From Dad Grass

Be the first to try our new Pre Rolled CBG Joint. This first one’s free. You just pay the shipping.

We have been developing a top secret new joint made with CBG flower (code name: Mom Grass). CBG is the mother of all cannabinoids, the building block for THC and CBD. Studies say that a few tokes of a CBG joint could help heal the body and soothe the soul.

You’ve been good to us, so we want you to be one of the first to try it out. In a couple weeks, we’ll email you a short questionnaire to see what you thought. 

Act quickly because we only twisted up a handful for this top secret ‘Batch: #TB1’ and there’s a good chance we will run out!

 

This special offer is exclusive to a select group of our friends and family. If you did not receive a special invitation to try one of our top secret new joints, don't bother trying to order. We'll notice. 

 

About Mom Grass & CBG: Now that you’re schooled on the A-B-C’s of THC and CBD, you’re ready to graduate to the next level of the cannabis curriculum: CBG. No, that’s not a typo. CBG, known to the scientists as cannabigerol, is the hippest ‘new’ compound on the block. When we say ‘new’, we mean that it was hard to come by and relatively unknown until our genius farmers figured out how to grow a special strain of organic hemp that is absolutely chalk full of the stuff. But CBG isn’t new at all. In fact, CBG is known to be a sort of primal cannabinoid, the mother and building block for what later becomes THC, CBD and all the others. Instead of getting too technical with you all, we’ll just call it ‘Mom Grass’ and leave it at that for now.

Studies on this bad mama jama are still in their infancy stages but the science leads us to believe that a few tokes of a CBG joint can heal the body and soothe the soul. Like CBD, CBG is non-psychoactive, which means it won’t spin you out. Instead, it’s believed to fight inflammation, pain, nausea and even some chronic illnesses. Our team of amateur researchers (i.e. the Dad Grass extended family) report that it helps their minds tune in while the rest chills out. Just like a motherly embrace that washes all your aches, pains and worries away.

Ever since we started Dad Grass, people have been asking us, “What about Mom Grass?”. Well, here it is. Like all our other joints, ‘Mom Grass’ Pre Rolled CBG Joints are handcrafted using only the finest organic hemp flower responsibly grown right here in the USA. This particular CBG flower just happens to be extra special. A bit of a mystery. Rare and powerful, you could say. Just like the moms in our lives.

You’ve been good to us. You’re part of the Dad Grass family now. And, instead of a tedious lecture about moms, dads, CBD, THC, CBG and all the other magical wonders of the cannabis plant, you probably just want to try some Mom Grass out for yourself, right?




    THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.
    You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume these products.

    The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act require this notice.

    Warning: Cancer and reproductive harm. www.p65warnings.ca.gov

    We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a little glossary to help you understand the words we use. Check it out here.

    Dan, Brooklyn
    "I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."

    Kate, Maine
    "I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"

    Justin, New York
    "Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."

    Marle, Los Angeles
    "I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"

    Zack, Santa Monica
    "I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."

    Anne, Chicago
    Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.

    Vice Magazine
    "Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine

    NY Magazine's The Strategist
    After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”

    Inside Hook
    "Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"

    Thrillist
    "When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."

    Gear Patrol
    "The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."

    Glossary

    We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a little glossary to help you understand the words we use. Check it out here.

    Testimonials

    Dan, Brooklyn
    "I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."

    Kate, Maine
    "I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"

    Justin, New York
    "Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."

    Marle, Los Angeles
    "I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"

    Zack, Santa Monica
    "I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."

    Anne, Chicago
    Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.

    Press

    Vice Magazine
    "Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine

    NY Magazine's The Strategist
    After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”

    Inside Hook
    "Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"

    Thrillist
    "When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."

    Gear Patrol
    "The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."

    Customer Reviews

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    Mom Grass Pre Rolled Hemp CBG Joint

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