Zoom Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce
Zoom Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce
Zoom Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce
Zoom Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce
Zoom Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce
Zoom Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce
Zoom Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce
Zoom Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce
Zoom Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce

Dad Grass Hemp Flower Quarter Ounce

$48.00

A quarter ounce of Dad Grass hemp flower. Comes with premium organic hemp Dad Grass Rolling Papers and a 2-way humidity control pack.

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How much is a quarter ounce?:
  • Equal to 2 Five-Packs of Dad Grass Pre-Rolled Joints (10 .7G joints)
  • Equal to 7 Dad Grass 1G Classic Joints
  • Equal to 9.3 Dad Grass Twoobies
  • Roughly equivalent to 28 good-sized pipe bowls
  • Enough for 60 super chill cookies (Dad’s Dishes™ coming soon!)
What's In The Tin?

The Tin: Plastic’s not our bag, man. There’s nothing more tried-and-true than an old fashioned tin to keep your nuggs safe. Unlike the ones your folks may have stashed their goodies in, ours has a food-grade coating on the inside to make sure all you smell is your fresh cut grass. The EZ-pop lid keeps things air-tight without the hassle of those complicated opening mechanisms that some of the other guys have (Childproof? More like adultproof!). Plus, they’re completely recyclable. We expect most of you will keep ‘em around for a while, maybe even pass them down as family heirlooms. But if you want to chuck it, you can use that green can!


Dad Grass Rolling Papers: There are papers. And then there’s the Cadillac of papers. You know how we roll. No expense was spared on the complimentary packs of 1 ¼” unbleached organic hemp papers we’ve dropped in every tin. 33 to a pack. Plus filters if that’s your style. We even added a magnet closure, because we like to keep it classy till the last doob.


2-Way Humidity Control Pack: Even the best quality flower stored in an airtight container can lose some of it’s magical properties over time. But with our specially-calibrated 2-way humidity control packs, you’ll be safely preserving your flower’s aromas, flavors and effects like a pro. They’re made with all-natural salts and purified water which help maintain humidity within the tin, creating a protective monolayer of water molecules over those precious trichomes. Kind of like a miniature humidor for your grass.


The Freshness Seal: Like any flower, Dad Grass hemp’s best when it’s fresh. Our batches are small and we pack them on the reg, so you can rest assured that none of the flower has been sitting around for long. But we’re going the extra mile to lock in that freshness by wrapping up the top of the tin by hand.


The Batch Label: Every tin has a little green or purple label (a nod to our favorite nugs) that helps you learn more about our 100% organic hemp. We go the extra mile to make sure what you smoke is 100% pure and that nothing has accidentally creeped into our crop. Before twisting it up, we send our freshly trimmed flower to the same independent third-party labs that test the marijuana you find in dispensaries. Not only do they make sure there are no pesticides, mold, fungus, bacteria, heavy metals or other toxins, they also determine the precise concentrations of THC as well as the terpene profile. Don’t believe us? Click here to view the testing results (COA) for this product. Or, once you get your items in the mail, just whip out that smart phone, scan the QR code on the tin and check out the test results that way.

 

What's So Special About Dad Grass Flower?

Small Batch: We’ve got a thing for the little guys, cuz we’re one of them! We only work with craft farmers that sustainably produce hemp in small batches. They grow, harvest and trim by hand with the same level of care a home gardener would use for their family’s harvest.


Good Genes: We tirelessly scoured the country for the most perfect strain of hemp, so you didn’t have to! The specimen we selected is a timeless classic. An everyday hero. Rich with terpenes. It looks good, tastes delicious, smokes smooth and is as friendly to the environment as it is to your body and mind.


Sun Grown: Sure, you can grow cannabis in a warehouse off the highway. But there’s something not-quite-right about fake lights, mysterious chemicals and a terroir that’s thinner than the organic hemp paper we roll our joints with. We keep things 100% natural, like the good ol’ days. When all you needed to power your flower was some living soil, local water and plenty of natural sunlight.


Choice Nugs: When we get a new batch of flower from the farm, we carefully remove any trim, shake, seeds or stems and then separate it into two delicious-smelling piles. One has all the smalls; the more modestly-sized buds that we grind up and roll into our joints. The other has the bigs; the larger buds that usually cluster at the top of the plant (true heads call this the “cola”). They’re the primos of the pot, the fattest flowers with the highest concentrations of the cannabinoids and terpenes you love so much. And from this pile, we make an even smaller pile with only the best-looking and best-smelling bigs. These are the chosen ones that we weigh, one by one, and place oh-so-delicately into your tin.


Slow Dried: “Low and slow” is our motto when it comes to drying a harvest (and, come to think of it, most of the good things in life). We don’t like to rush things. And don’t even try messing with the thermostat! We keep the temperature low, the humidity stable, and the lighting mellow so that our ladies can take their pretty little time. It may take several days to get that moisture content just right, sometimes even more, but as our parents’ always told us, patience and precision pays off.

 

Carefully Cured: Curing weed is like aging a good wine. A good cure brings out those subtle smells and flavors (can you detect that hint of lavender?). It also preserves the flower and all of its magical properties, the all-natural way. Some people even say that carefully-cured flower is the key to a smooth smoke and a perfectly mellow buzz.


Hand Trimmed: Trimming is a craft, dare we say an art form. One that can be imitated by machines, but never replicated. By carefully trimming each bud by hand, we make sure to get rid of those toke-harshing fan leaf leaves so that all you’re smoking is the finely manicured, super tasty, trichome-covered flower.


Thoroughly Inspected: From the spring morning when the seed goes into the ground to the bittersweet moment when each tin is packed and shipped, we’ve got our eyes on our grass. We inspect every plant, every nug, every trichome--every step of the way. But we don’t expect you to just take our word for it. That’s why we go the extra mile by sending our flower to the same independent third-party labs that test the marijuana you find in dispensaries. We always pass with flying colors.

 

 

    THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.
    You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume these products.

    The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act require this notice.

    Warning: Cancer and reproductive harm. www.p65warnings.ca.gov

    We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a little glossary to help you understand the words we use. Check it out here.

    Dan, Brooklyn
    "I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."

    Kate, Maine
    "I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"

    Justin, New York
    "Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."

    Marle, Los Angeles
    "I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"

    Zack, Santa Monica
    "I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."

    Anne, Chicago
    Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.

    GQ Magazine
    Unlike every CBD seltzer I’ve ever tried, Dad Grass actually feels like it does something. It’s not exactly stoned, but it is a little mellow. And while the packaging is clearly labeled as a legal hemp product. when you're smoking it it smells just like the real stuff."

    Vice Magazine
    "Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine

    NY Magazine's The Strategist
    After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”

    Inside Hook
    "Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"

    Thrillist
    "When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."

    Gear Patrol
    "The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."

    Glossary

    We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a little glossary to help you understand the words we use. Check it out here.

    Testimonials

    Dan, Brooklyn
    "I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."

    Kate, Maine
    "I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"

    Justin, New York
    "Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."

    Marle, Los Angeles
    "I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"

    Zack, Santa Monica
    "I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."

    Anne, Chicago
    Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.

    Press

    GQ Magazine
    Unlike every CBD seltzer I’ve ever tried, Dad Grass actually feels like it does something. It’s not exactly stoned, but it is a little mellow. And while the packaging is clearly labeled as a legal hemp product. when you're smoking it it smells just like the real stuff."

    Vice Magazine
    "Dad Grass makes hemp joints that just mellow you out, minus any and all paranoia. Smoking one feels a little edgier than sipping on a hemp seltzer but won’t lead you down a rabbit hole of anxiety." Vice Magazine

    NY Magazine's The Strategist
    After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”

    Inside Hook
    "Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"

    Thrillist
    "When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."

    Gear Patrol
    "The entire election cycle has been so stressful that it's led me to take up smoking. But only once in a while, like after a particularly rough day. Dad Grass' prerolls are 100 percent hemp, and because they're hemp joints with barely any THC all you really feel is a sense of contentment without any fogginess or other mind-bending effects."

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