Chanukah Candles Hemp 5 Pack Dad Stash
A 5-pack of Dad Grass Hemp Pre Rolls discreetly concealed in a Dad Stash decoy pack sleeve that looks like a box of אבא עשב (Dad Grass) Chanukah Candles. Each comes with a dreidel and instructions for Dad Grass’s new spin on the dreidel game.
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If you’re a member of the tribe, your holiday rituals might look a bit different from your neighbors’. While they’re putting up the Christmas lights, you’re bringing down that Chanukah box, dusting off your menorahs, and calling your mother about Bubbe’s famous brisket recipe. And when they’re still hunting down the perfect gifts to put under the tree, you’re already lighting the candles, gorging on oily treats and spinning those eight crazy nights away. But whether you’re a jew or a gentile (or anything else for that matter), the holiday season is first and foremost a time for celebration. And that means we’re all looking forward to a whole bunch of gift-giving, eating, imbibing and, of course, grass-smoking with the ones we love.
This year, the year 5781 according to the Hebrew calendar, we’ve got a little present that will help you get lit up without spinning out. Our new Chanukah Candles Dad Stash looks totally kosher, like it’s straight from the OGs in Jerusalem. But it’s actually concealing a 5-Pack of Dad Grass joints. Leave ‘em out on the counter all week long, right next to the dreidels and chocolate gelt. Your kids only have eyes for the presents.
Also, we've got another Chanukah miracle for you. On the back of the Stash, we’ve shared instructions for our spin on the classic dreidel game. We’re even dropping a wood dreidel in with each order. Play this game after lighting the menorah. All you need is a dreidel, a pack of Dad Grass and a couple of friends. Spark up your joints and take turns spinning. Do what the letter on the dreidel says to do. Play until you’re all out of Grass.
Don’t feel left out if you’re more ‘tree’ than ‘menorah’! This Stash is sure to be both the year’s most unexpected (but universally appreciated) stocking stuffer as well as grooviest way to show your Jewish friends you’re hip to the Hebrew hemp. In fact, giving the gift of grass is a mitzvah (so says Dad Grass’s Rabbi). Just remember to order soon because Chanukah starts on December 10th.
Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.
You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there. It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends. You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did.
As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret. It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our new series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad Grass joints look like a different unassuming household item. Our first four Stashes were designed to blend in perfectly to the most joint-critical home zones: The garage, living room and kitchen.
To Clarify: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime.
Chanukah Candles Hemp 5 Pack Dad Stash
What Folks Are Saying
Unlike every CBD seltzer I’ve ever tried, Dad Grass actually feels like it does something. It’s not exactly stoned, but it is a little mellow. And while the packaging is clearly labeled as a legal hemp product. when you're smoking it it smells just like the real stuff."
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NY Magazine's The Strategist
After being sent a sample from Dad Grass, Strategist managing editor Maxine Builder has become obsessed with what she calls “the most weedlike hemp I have ever encountered.” The pleasant buzz is so effective, Builder promises, that she says Dad Grass is “the hemp product that has convinced me that hemp is actually a thing.”
"Dad Grass hemp Joints are here to help you chill like a suburban dad. Unlike THC, the primary psychoactive element of cannabis, hemp doesn’t produce a “high.” Instead, it can offer a sense of calm as well as pain relief among other potential health benefits. They come with a cool stash box, man,"
"When our parents’ generation took their first toke of 2010’s weed, it must’ve felt like the equivalent of our first dab. Dad Grass knows this, and made these all-hemp, THC-free prerolls for our folks. Your uncle can take a baby step back towards modern day THC with one of these, and he can smoke the whole thing like the good old days."
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"I love smoking a joint but don’t always want to get stoned. These joints are super mellow, and a quick hit, which is really great for 30 minutes before bed."
"I'm a hemp newbie and your joints really worked for me in a way other products have not!"
Justin, New York
"Gets you the right amount of calm without feeling like a slug. It's the smoking equivalent of having a beer after work."
Marle, Los Angeles
"I liked it for my work day vibes. Calms and centers me without totally knocking me out!"
Zack, Santa Monica
"I felt like I was sitting in a sunken couch in a kimono listening to Herb Alpert."
Your pre-rolls give me exactly what I always wished THC-heavy bud would have: all of the chill and none of the stress.
Get Hip To the Hemp
We know the world of cannabis can be confusing sometimes. We still remember when it was all just called grass. That's why we have put together a series of educational blog posts that will help you get hip to the hemp.