Christmas Gift Wrap 5 Pack Dad Stash
Welcome in St. Nicholas in style with our new Christmas Gift Wrap Dad Stash. They’ll make your 5 Pack of joints look like a lovingly wrapped gift that’s ready to place under your Christmas Tree. Our latest holiday decoy pack sleeve features all of our Yuletide favorites: Rollie the Dog sporting a Santa hat, dressed Christmas trees, our Dad Van turned sleigh for the season, a sack full o’ nugs, ornaments, candles, mistletoe and, of course, snowflakes with a hemp secret. For extra yuletide cheer, we slapped on a To:/From: sticker so gifting can be a breeze this year. Concealed inside is a 5 Pack of Dad Grass or Mom Grass Joints (that make way better gifts to Santa than cookies).
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If you’re anything like us, you’ve already hit the Christmas tree farm and dusted off the family ornaments (and have been blasting Mariah Carey since Halloween wrapped up). So break out your eggnog and fruit cakes recipes and stock up on crackers, because Christmas is just around the corner. Whether you gather around the nativity scene or a weird amount of Nutcrackers, the holiday season is first and foremost a time for celebrating with loved ones.
And that means we’re all looking forward to a whole bunch of gift-giving, eating, imbibing and, of course, grass-smoking with the ones we hold dear (or should we say reindeer).
This Christmas, we’ll give you our hearts (and a pretty snazzy stash). We’ve got a little present that will help you get lit up without seeing red. Our new Dad Grass Christmas Gift Wrap 5 Pack Dad Stash looks good enough for the North Pile and ready to go under the tree as is. But it’s actually concealing a 5-Pack of Dad Grass of Mom Grass joints. Leave ‘em out on the counter all week long, right next to the gingerbread house and Christmas cookies. Your kids only have eyes for the bigger presents.
Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.
You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there. It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends. You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did.
As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret. It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our new series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad Grass joints look like a different unassuming household item.
If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime.
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