Dad Grass Flower Half Ounce
A half ounce of Dad Grass flower. Comes with premium organic hemp Dad Grass Rolling Papers and a 2-way humidity control pack.
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- Equal to 4 Five-Packs of Dad Grass Pre-Rolled Joints (20 .7G joints)
- Equal to 14 Dad Grass 1G Classic Joints
- Equal to 18.6 Dad Grass Twoobies
- Roughly equivalent to 56 good-sized pipe bowls
- Enough for 120 super chill cookies (Dad’s Dishes™ coming soon!)
The Tin: Plastic’s not our bag, man. There’s nothing more tried-and-true than an old fashioned tin to keep your nuggs safe. Unlike the ones your folks may have stashed their goodies in, ours has a food-grade coating on the inside to make sure all you smell is your fresh cut grass. The EZ-pop lid keeps things air-tight without the hassle of those complicated opening mechanisms that some of the other guys have (Childproof? More like adultproof!). Plus, they’re completely recyclable. We expect most of you will keep ‘em around for a while, maybe even pass them down as family heirlooms. But if you want to chuck it, you can use that green can!
Dad Grass Rolling Papers: There are papers. And then there’s the Cadillac of papers. You know how we roll. No expense was spared on the complimentary packs of 1 ¼” unbleached organic hemp papers we’ve dropped in every tin. 33 to a pack. Plus filters if that’s your style. We even added a magnet closure, because we like to keep it classy till the last doob.
2-Way Humidity Control Pack: Even the best quality flower stored in an airtight container can lose some of it’s magical properties over time. But with our specially-calibrated 2-way humidity control packs, you’ll be safely preserving your flower’s aromas, flavors and effects like a pro. They’re made with all-natural salts and purified water which help maintain humidity within the tin, creating a protective monolayer of water molecules over those precious trichomes. Kind of like a miniature humidor for your grass.
The Freshness Seal: Like any flower, Dad Grass hemp’s best when it’s fresh. Our batches are small and we pack them on the reg, so you can rest assured that none of the flower has been sitting around for long. But we’re going the extra mile to lock in that freshness by wrapping up the top of the tin by hand.
The Batch Label: Every tin has a little green or purple label (a nod to our favorite nugs) that helps you learn more about our 100% organic hemp. A quick glance will give you the batch number as well as the percentage of THC (always below 0.3%!). We go the extra mile to make sure what you smoke is 100% pure and that nothing has accidentally creeped into our crop. Before twisting it up, we send our freshly trimmed flower to the same independent third-party labs that test the marijuana you find in dispensaries. Not only do they make sure there are no pesticides, mold, fungus, bacteria, heavy metals or other toxins, they also determine the precise concentrations of THC as well as the terpene profile. Don’t believe us? Click here to view the testing results (COA) for this product. Or, once you get your items in the mail, just whip out that smart phone, scan the QR code on the tin and check out the test results that way.
Small Batch: We’ve got a thing for the little guys, cuz we’re one of them! We only work with craft farmers that sustainably produce hemp in small batches. They grow, harvest and trim by hand with the same level of care a home gardener would use for their family’s harvest.
Good Genes: We tirelessly scoured the country for the most perfect strain of hemp, so you didn’t have to! The specimen we selected is a timeless classic. An everyday hero. It’s extra high in the good stuff, low in THC (below .3%) and rich with terpenes. It looks good, tastes delicious, smokes smooth and is as friendly to the environment as it is to your body and mind.
Sun Grown: Sure, you can grow cannabis in a warehouse off the highway. But there’s something not-quite-right about fake lights, mysterious chemicals and a terroir that’s thinner than the organic hemp paper we roll our joints with. We keep things 100% natural, like the good ol’ days. When all you needed to power your flower was some living soil, local water and plenty of natural sunlight.
Choice Nugs: When we get a new batch of flower from the farm, we carefully remove any trim, shake, seeds or stems and then separate it into two delicious-smelling piles. One has all the smalls; the more modestly-sized buds that we grind up and roll into our joints. The other has the bigs; the larger buds that usually cluster at the top of the plant (true heads call this the “cola”). They’re the primos of the pot, the fattest flowers with the highest concentrations of the cannabinoids and terpenes you love so much. And from this pile, we make an even smaller pile with only the best-looking and best-smelling bigs. These are the chosen ones that we weigh, one by one, and place oh-so-delicately into your tin.
Slow Dried: “Low and slow” is our motto when it comes to drying a harvest (and, come to think of it, most of the good things in life). We don’t like to rush things. And don’t even try messing with the thermostat! We keep the temperature low, the humidity stable, and the lighting mellow so that our ladies can take their pretty little time. It may take several days to get that moisture content just right, sometimes even more, but as our parents’ always told us, patience and precision pays off.
Carefully Cured: Curing weed is like aging a good wine. A good cure brings out those subtle smells and flavors (can you detect that hint of lavender?). It also preserves the flower and all of its magical properties, the all-natural way. Some people even say that carefully-cured flower is the key to a smooth smoke and a perfectly mellow buzz.
Hand Trimmed: Trimming is a craft, dare we say an art form. One that can be imitated by machines, but never replicated. By carefully trimming each bud by hand, we make sure to get rid of those toke-harshing fan leaf leaves so that all you’re smoking is the finely manicured, super tasty, trichome-covered flower.
Thoroughly Inspected: From the spring morning when the seed goes into the ground to the bittersweet moment when each tin is packed and shipped, we’ve got our eyes on our grass. We inspect every plant, every nug, every trichome--every step of the way. But we don’t expect you to just take our word for it. That’s why we go the extra mile by sending our flower to the same independent third-party labs that test the marijuana you find in dispensaries. We always pass with flying colors.